Wednesday, March 4, 2009

tah pape

Lecturer: I'll give your papers now. ******?
Budak A: Here. Ya Allah. Tak sangke boleh dapat 8, ingatkan dpt 2 jeh (tersengih macam kerang busuk)
Lecturer: *********?
Budak B: Yes, sir
Budak A: (sambil tersengih2 lagi) Aik, buat pendek mcm ni pon boleh dpt 8/10? (tersengih konon2 buat lawak)


You should really know the line between being friendly and trying to be friendly. Bodoh.
Elok2 aku simpati kat kau sbb takde kawan, skrg dah hilang.
You should really learn how to approach people.
Do you really think I'd buy, "Tak sangke boleh dpt 8" shit tuh? Tolonglah.
You think you should know is, you might look like a nerd but really, you are a snob and arrogant. Open your eyes wider.
Ish. As if die bace. Tp sukati la. At least lepas geram. Hahahahahaha.
Kalau kenal budak ni, lempang die bagi pihak aku. PLEASE!
I need to find another seat, tanak duduk sebelah die lagi, but I don't want to sit at the back. Tolonglah. Hilang fokus kot.
Ya Allah, tabahkan la hati hambaMu ini.
Aku nak lempang die sekali je. Boleh?