X: Hello
Me: Hello
X: ni sape ni?
Me: awak tu sape?
X: mmm, ni sham
Me: dari mane?
X: putrajaya
Me: ha. kenape?
X: Ema ade?
Me: takde!
X: Hello
Me: Hello
X: Ni sape?
Me: Awak tu sape?
X: sy nak ckp dgn ina
Me: ina ke ema ke dua2 takde. smlm kau jugak yang call kan?!
X: ye ke?
Me: takyah la nak kacau2 orang lg.bodoh ke?
*dia letak telefon
Bodoh betol tau menyusahkan orang nak angkat2 telefon kalau stakat nak main2 mcm tuh. Ingat aku takde keje lain ke? And this is not the first time! He has been doing that for quite a few months now, but only recently I became the 'victim'. He would call, asking to speak to different person everytime and would hang up later. Such a waste of time and money. And he startled when I said that I have his number. Padan muke kau. Buduh sgt kenape.
When I was in highschool, every night there will be someone calling, without saying anything except for 'uhhh, ahhh' in a very desperate way and I assume he was masturbating. Euuwww! We got that phone call for several months and it stopped for another few months and started back again and I can't recall when did he stopped. Seriously, sangat bodoh. If you are that horny, go and call those girls that are horny, not the ones like me who is so cranky when her beauty sleep is disturbed. Phew. When my mom picked up the mysterious calls, she would scream and the person would just hang up. See, he is actually searching for someone who wants to entertain his lust. Euwwww. You wouldnt want to know how the sound is really like. *puke*
I used to get messages yg sgt bodoh from a boy whom I have no idea about his existence, saying that he got my phone number from my cousin. So, I believed him and we talked and talked. After a week, he started sending messages like 'I wanna f*ck u. can we meet up?' or 'aku tgh terbyg buat dgn kau. kalau ngn mak kau pon bes jugak kan?' and that last message boiled me up! I asked a few friends to send stupid messages and missed calls him for so many times that in the end he changed his number. Muahahahahahaha. And I wrote his number at a public phone with his name changed to 'dina'. Hahahahaha. Amek kau. Don't mess with me yaw.
Ok. I just wanted to bore you guys :p. Lenguh tangan tulis name kat kad kawen neh. Phew.
jaa, ttyl
Assalamualaikum
