Cik Wanie

to Noor Hazwani Rodin,

Happy Belated Birthday!
Happy 21st Birthday!!

kepada kak Wanie (considering that I br 20thn 3 bln)
sorry for the late wish,
i was darn busy, xsempat nak wish u
we rarely talk eh sem ni, rarely see each other,
thanks for being one of the few loud friends,
thanks for your kate2 semangat and stuff

for your 21st,
i'd like to wish semoga pjg umur murah rezeki,
hope that u'll get thru the hurdles and see the benefits of it at the end of the road,
hope that u'll get and achieve whatever you want,
and please don't stop rocking everyone's socks,
and you're great just the way you are
go wanie go! :D


p/s: do u have extra mr riddle? i'm in dire need of one. MWAHAHAHAH :P

tah pape

Lecturer: I'll give your papers now. ******?
Budak A: Here. Ya Allah. Tak sangke boleh dapat 8, ingatkan dpt 2 jeh (tersengih macam kerang busuk)
Lecturer: *********?
Budak B: Yes, sir
Budak A: (sambil tersengih2 lagi) Aik, buat pendek mcm ni pon boleh dpt 8/10? (tersengih konon2 buat lawak)


You should really know the line between being friendly and trying to be friendly. Bodoh.
Elok2 aku simpati kat kau sbb takde kawan, skrg dah hilang.
You should really learn how to approach people.
Do you really think I'd buy, "Tak sangke boleh dpt 8" shit tuh? Tolonglah.
You think you should know is, you might look like a nerd but really, you are a snob and arrogant. Open your eyes wider.
Ish. As if die bace. Tp sukati la. At least lepas geram. Hahahahahaha.
Kalau kenal budak ni, lempang die bagi pihak aku. PLEASE!
I need to find another seat, tanak duduk sebelah die lagi, but I don't want to sit at the back. Tolonglah. Hilang fokus kot.
Ya Allah, tabahkan la hati hambaMu ini.
Aku nak lempang die sekali je. Boleh?